Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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