I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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