How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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