She announced her abortion via fbk
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
