so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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