How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
True strength comes from lack of pants
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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