I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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