Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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