I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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