I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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