Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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