Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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