sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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