I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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