If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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