i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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