I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
vagina is talking i cant
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize