What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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