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My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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