I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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