your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
