Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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