so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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