You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Randomize