So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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