so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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