Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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