how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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