We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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