It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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