Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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