I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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