You really coming over, don't trick.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He has the fingertips of a God
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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