chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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