I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
