Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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