isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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