yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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