Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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