Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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