you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize