i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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