its not stalking. its research.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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