yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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