I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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