he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.