where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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Damn victory sex feels great
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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