i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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