Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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