So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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