Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Randomize
