Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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