Who wears a wallet chain?!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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