so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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