took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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