come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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