If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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